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Moody Booty Apparel

Breeder - Unisex t-shirt

Breeder - Unisex t-shirt

Regular price $28.50 USD
Regular price Sale price $28.50 USD
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Are you a Gay Top with a breeding prowess that would make rabbits jealous? Look no further, my friend, because our Breeder Shirt is here to announce your top-of-the-food-chain dominance to the world! This hilariously irreverent t-shirt features a bold "Breeder" design in a puddle of splatter, because why be subtle when you can be fabulous? It's like a sassy conversation starter that says, "Hey, bottoms, I'm ready to breed, and I'm fabulous while doing it!"

Crafted with the softest materials known to mankind (or should we say, Gay-kind?), this crew neck t-shirt ensures that your comfort is never compromised while you conquer the world, one bottom at a time. Whether you're strutting down the pride parade or just sipping cocktails at your favorite queer hotspot, this shirt will turn heads faster than RuPaul can say, "Shantay, you slay!"

So, if you're a Gay Top who embraces your power and wants the world to know it, this shirt is an absolute must-have. Plus, by wearing it, you're practically a walking billboard for Gay Top empowerment. It's like free advertising for your bedroom prowess! So what are you waiting for? Grab your Breeder Shirt now and get ready to slay the game like the fabulous Gay Top you were born to be!

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165
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