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Glazed, dazed, and unfazed - Greeting card

Glazed, dazed, and unfazed - Greeting card

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Step into a world where humor meets heritage, and holes aren't just for eating—they're for celebrating. Introducing our exclusive 4 x 6 vertical greeting card, a masterpiece that pairs a vintage photo of gay men with a bold, unforgettable statement: "Glazed, dazed, and unfazed. Here's to the nights we won’t remember and the holes we won’t forget." This card is not just a message; it's a declaration of joy, a nod to those unforgettable moments, and a tribute to friendships that defy the ordinary.

Perfect for the man who loves to blend sarcasm with his style, this greeting card cuts through the mundane to deliver humor and wit with a side of dark charm. Whether it's for a birthday bash, an anniversary, or a just-because occasion, this card is designed to delight gay men and their friends who appreciate laughter, a touch of naughtiness, and the art of living boldly.

Crafted for those who cherish the nights filled with laughter and the memories slightly too daring to share, this card encapsulates the spirit of adventure, friendship, and the sweet indulgence of glazed donuts. It's more than a card—it's an experience, a keepsake, a reminder of the fun that life offers when you're willing to explore the holes of happiness.

Expressing your sentiments or planning an event can be hard. Take some of the weight off of your shoulders by getting yourself an authentic greeting card!

• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
Large: 0.85 oz (24 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope
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