The best stories often require a cleanup crew and an alibi - Greeting card

Introducing the ultimate card for those unforgettable, laugh-out-loud moments: our 4 x 6 vertical greeting card, featuring a vintage photo that captures the essence of mischief. Pictured is a gay man, nonchalantly draped in a suspicious, cloudy slime, embodying the spirit of those nights that spiral into legend. The front boldly declares, "The best stories often require a cleanup crew and an alibi," perfectly setting the tone for a message filled with humor, irreverence, and a touch of dark whimsy.

This greeting card is a celebration of the wild, the unpredictable, and the hilariously dubious moments in life. Blank inside, it's your canvas to add a personal touch to those tales best shared between friends—or conspirators. It's the ideal pick for gay men and their allies looking for a unique way to commemorate birthdays, anniversaries, or just because it's Tuesday and why not?

Whether gifting to a friend who revels in the night's escapades or to a partner in crime who appreciates the art of a well-crafted alibi, this card is a nod to the memories that bind us, the laughter that saves us, and the stories that will be told and retold. Wrap up your love and mischief in one with this unforgettable greeting card.

Expressing your sentiments or planning an event can be hard. Take some of the weight off of your shoulders by getting yourself an authentic greeting card!

• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
Large: 0.85 oz (24 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope