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My Name is HOLE - Unisex t-shirt

My Name is HOLE - Unisex t-shirt

Regular price $28.50 USD
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Step into the limelight with our latest conversation-starter: the "Hello, my name is HOLE" shirt. Picture this: you walk into a room, and before you even say a word, your shirt declares, Cumdump Bottom Pride with cheeky gay slut fashion sense, and a hint of fabulous sass! It's not just a shirt; it's a statement, a hilarious piece of LGBTQ+ fashion that's so provocatively irreverent, you'll be turning heads and raising eyebrows wherever you go.

Let those Tops know you're not just any hole – you're THE hole. And why be subtle when you can proudly own your position with a laugh-out-loud gay tee that screams "LGBTQ+ witty fashion"? This shirt is like a VIP pass to a world of playful queer wear, where humor meets style, and fabulousness knows no bounds.

Indulge in the irreverent charm of our My Name is HOLE shirt, designed for the gay men who appreciate a good laugh and know how to flirtatiously embrace their identity. Who needs Grindr, or Sniffies? With this sassy graphic tee and risqué gay humor, you're not just wearing a shirt; you're wearing a masterpiece of LGBTQ+ expression that's bound to spark conversations, laughter, and maybe even a flirtatious connection or two.

So, gear up for a journey into the fabulous world of "Hello, my name is HOLE." It's not just about the shirt; it's about making a statement, breaking the ice, and reminding the world that in the realm of gay humor, owning your identity has never looked this damn good! Get ready to unleash your inner charm and redefine the meaning of being a proud HOLE.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165
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