You keep 'em cumming back for more - Greeting card

Get ready to make someone's day with this outrageously funny 4 x 6 vertical greeting card! Featuring a vintage photo of a young man with an alarmingly huge amount of cum sloshing over his whole face, this card is sure to bring a shock of laughter and delight. The front of the card reads "You've always been such a crowd pleaser," while the sentiment inside says "You keep 'em cumming back for more. Keep on shining, you beautiful, messy, attention-grabbing star!" This card is perfect for any occasion, or just because, and is sure to be a hit with gay men and those who love them.

Expressing your sentiments or planning an event can be hard. Take some of the weight off of your shoulders by getting yourself an authentic greeting card!

• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
Large: 0.85 oz (24 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope