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Zero Feet Away - Unisex t-shirt

Zero Feet Away - Unisex t-shirt

Regular price $28.50 USD
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Introducing the mind-blowing Zero Feet Away Torn Tape Shirt, a wickedly stylish masterpiece tailor-made for gay men who navigate the wild world of Grindr, hook-up apps, and all the naughty escapades that make life thrilling. This shirt is not for the faint of heart, featuring a jaw-dropping torn tape design that proudly screams "Zero Feet Away" from both the front and the back. It's like a sassy secret handshake for those in the know! Crafted with impeccable attention to detail, this shirt is your ultimate wingman, signaling to potential encounters that you're ready to dive headfirst into the tantalizing world of gay cruising, adult arcades, sex clubs, and fabulous gay bars. With raging testosterone on lock, the Zero Feet Away Torn Tape Shirt ensures you'll be turning heads both online and offline. So slip into this electrifying garment, let loose your inner mischievous spirit, and embark on a daring adventure that will leave everyone wondering: "Who's that sexy devil in the Zero Feet Away shirt?" It's you, darling, and you're ready to conquer it all!This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165
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